Monday, September 24, 2007

Kevin Kolb: not black enough

So Kolb gets into the action by getting sacked and fumbling on the first drop-back of his pro career then rushed 3 times for negative yards to end the game (and don't tell me nothing about "kneel downs" not counting as "real runs" - nothing is whiter than a kneel down.

Being unable to avoid the rush and negative overall running yards are truly the calling cards of immobile whities. A quarterblack Kolb is not, the McNabb era will continue until Kolb starts to {insert favorite minority stereotype} because McNabb does things that will quell criticism of and from any race – win.

and thats the last I'll have to say about race for at least several minutes ... The Birds are headed to the playoffs and I'm in the midst of writing about why Philadelphia loves this Phillies team. All is good in the world once more.

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